"Who am I? Where am I? Why am I being chased by a bad dog after I just beat up a bad pig?"
One fine day, Zhu Zhu Xia clicked on a weird link at the Guardians HQ.
But this isn’t just some corner of the internet.
This is a lawless land powered entirely by memes, cringe, and unspoken vibes.
Here, he meets:
A Shiba Inu with a baseball bat and no chill
A crowd of extremely online NPCs
A mysterious figure known only as “L + Ratio”
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Zhu Zhu Xia came here to save the world.
Now he just wants to close this tab.
But you already know…
You can’t leave.
Because you’ve officially been:
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